Why I’d Be a Good Cat Lady

Posted on 31 August 2010

Because I love cats. Duh.
Cats are good company for writing.
I have no fashion sense.
Cat ladies read a lot, right?
I like quiet. I figure it’s pretty quiet around a cat lady’s house (besides the meowing).
I like to keep to myself.
I’m 95 years old at heart.
Why won’t those kids get off my lawn?
There’s no doubt I will end up with “crazy cat lady hair” when I’m old.
Just look at that picture. She looks exactly like me!

Obstacles to becoming a cat lady:

1. I only have two cats.
2. I’m married.

It’s funny how those two things cancel everything else out.


1 Response to Why I’d Be a Good Cat Lady

  • Daniel says:

    I think this is probably the first time I’ve seen someone reason out why they’d be a good cat lady. Amusing. :)

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